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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We showed up at Alten.

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It appears to have some damage to the city.

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You have business here.

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We're looking to fight a dragon.

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We heard there was a dragon had been here,

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and we want to find out what's going on.

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We're supposed to be meeting our friend Delane here.

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Let me send down the platform,

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and we'll come up here so we don't have to yell at each other.

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My name is GAlydindan Delane.

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He hasn't been through in quite a while.

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It seems like your village has taken a little bit of a hit here.

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Can you tell us what happened?

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Perhaps you should find the warden, GAlydin.

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It's been said that he is one of the reasons why the dragon had left.

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You pull up and there's a sign that says,

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beefy stews, beefy stews.

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Family sitting beside you at the counter.

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They look over nervously.

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How has Alten managed to stay standing?

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We were saved by our village warden, GAlydin,

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after he went down into the fray, everyone left.

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Was he much loved before this incident?

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He was a large part of the settlement,

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making sure everyone was taken care of.

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He himself has lost a lot as well.

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His wife was killed in the attack.

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Yes, yes, yes, come in.

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And a slim elf sits at a desk and he stands up to greet you

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and seems to have kind of a forced smile.

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Welcome to our village.

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How can I be of service?

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We have some experience fighting dragons

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since it seems like you're in charge.

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You question me.

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In my own house, in my own settlement,

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who do you think you are?

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Hey, hey, hey, boss.

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Tried to find those papers you were looking for.

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What's going on in here?

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I have told you all I can.

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That Goblin gave me the heads up

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that we should go talk to her.

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And he's still not telling the truth.

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We going on an adventure or what?

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Holy shit.

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What did he say?

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Did he say how he's been going out late at night?

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There's this thing they call like a sting operation.

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You just, you set up and you follow him.

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As you continue to follow him,

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he steps into an open clearing

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and he's getting increasingly nervous,

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openly frustrated by the fact that

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whoever he's waiting for has not shown up.

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Thaddeus says, so what are we going to do?

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Unless we catch him, how do we know?

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Fuck.

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And he gets up and he walks out.

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Well, I guess we should probably follow him.

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He's heading directly towards GAlydin's house.

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Thaddeus has GAlydin up against a wall

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by the scruff of the neck, screaming at him.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We are a fifth edition Actual Play podcast

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and I am your dungeon master, Russ More.

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And with me today is Amy More.

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I am.

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Okay, I turned up the microphone.

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You don't have to yell so loud.

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She was just mirroring my energy.

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I know I liked it.

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Also with me today, Carla Johnson.

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Hey, I'm Carla.

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I play new Laura Moonbrook.

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Currently want to throw my computer out a window.

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That's my state of mind.

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I'm going to start adding that

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at the beginning of the intros.

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That's the motto for podcasting.

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I think is what it is.

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I think you're right.

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And with us last but not least, Tom Laird.

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Yep, that's me.

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I play Flint Firebeard

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and I'm not having computer trouble.

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So woohoo.

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So you're a braggart.

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I didn't say who I am.

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I play Thea Amastasia.

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Do you feel left out?

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She is thrilled to play Thea Amastasia.

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You cut me off and you introduced Carla

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and I wasn't done yet after you finished berating me

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about my volume of my voice.

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I'm sorry.

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Maybe I have the Austin Powers problem, okay?

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You've been frozen in ice and...

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Pee for a really long time.

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Pee for a really long time.

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That seems to check out.

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You use a Swedish penis enlarger,

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but then don't admit to it.

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This isn't mine, baby.

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One of the best things about our podcast

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is our highly topical references.

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Right?

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We're always on it.

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That's recent.

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I feel like they keep saying

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there's another Austin Powers coming

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so that we'll just keep talking about it.

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And then when they eventually make it,

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it will be totally topical.

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Are they saying that?

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Mike Myers would be like...

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I don't know.

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I feel like Mike Myers

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or somebody associated with the project

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has been saying something

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like there's been another one in the works

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since, what was the last one,

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Goldmember came out.

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I can see why Mike Myers would want to do it.

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He hasn't really been doing a lot lately.

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What, you mean the Love Guru

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wasn't a huge success?

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God, even that was like 10 years ago.

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He does the gong.

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Oh.

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Oh yeah.

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Yeah, there's that TV show.

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Is that still a thing?

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I don't know if it's still a thing.

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It was when we came back to Canada.

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Oh, okay.

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Well, that wasn't that long ago.

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I think they'll bring it back.

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And I was like, that's Mike Myers.

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And then my parents were like,

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no, it's not.

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It's such and such.

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I was like, no, that's just Mike Myers

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in Facebook.

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In a lot of pathetics.

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For no reason.

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Because he still looks exactly the same

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because you cannot make that guy up in any way

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where he does not look like Mike Myers.

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It's a very pronounced jaw,

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I think is what it is.

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Well, and his voice, man.

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He can, you know,

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he has different character voices,

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but they all sound like Mike Myers.

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Yeah.

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It's all just Mike Myers.

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All kind of Shrek-ish.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, we're a Dumbgeons and Dragons podcast

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and we play Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Wait, this isn't our Mike Myers podcast?

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And if you like this talk about Mike Myers,

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you should come over to our Patreon

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where we're going to be starting

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a new Mike Myers spinoff podcast

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where we all play a different Mike Myers character.

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Yes.

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I call Shrek.

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Aw, you took the best one.

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Fat bastard.

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Those are going to sound awfully similar.

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The dad from So I Married and Axe Murder.

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Oh, shit.

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Okay, one more Scottish Mike Myers character.

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One more Scottish Mike Myers character.

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I can't think of another one.

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I'm not being the love guru

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because I did not see that movie,

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but it's definitely racist.

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So you're the love guru.

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Clearly the most racist of us all, Carla.

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You get to be the love guru.

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It's just typecast.

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And our podcast will be called

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It's Dragons, Baby, Yeah.

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So if you come join us on Patreon,

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we may or may not have a Mike Myers based podcast,

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but what we do have is another D&D game running over there

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currently DM'd by Tom Laird.

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And the episode that comes or has just come out

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this past month is hilarious.

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Episode 8.

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If we do say so ourselves.

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If we do say so ourselves.

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Made me roll on the floor.

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Laughing is what the kids are saying.

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R-O-F-L-N-B-O.

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The Star Wars movies.

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The eighth installment is the best.

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Right.

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It's a fun game.

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We get to play totally different characters

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and it's only for the specialist people get to listen to it.

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Like the Patreon dedication today is one Jonathan.

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Sorry if I mess up your last name.

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Nooyam.

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Probably Nguyen.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Well, we've given him three options.

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So hopefully one is closest.

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Jonathan, thank you so much for being amazing.

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Thank you.

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You're awesome, Jonathan.

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Jonathan is also usually one of the first ones to point out

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when we get rules errors.

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Oh, and boy does he point out a lot of mine.

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Keeping us on the straight and narrow.

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I mean, don't get me wrong.

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I appreciate it.

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I was going to say it's very helpful.

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He tries to make me better.

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It's not working.

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So I just didn't realize I made so many until Russell's

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like, oh, yeah, here's a picture of the screenshot of a

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conversation we're having.

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I'm like, oh, I feel bad now.

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I'm seriously excited to DM.

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Jonathan, you go easy on me because I'm not going to

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follow any rules where we're going.

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We don't need rules.

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Oh, that's exciting.

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And every character is going to be some sort of Doc Brown

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character.

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Oh, God.

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No, Amy.

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Don't let that happen.

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I won't.

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He doesn't control me.

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You don't own me.

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Good.

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Fuck it.

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Let's play D&D.

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Didn't we already fuck it?

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No.

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I just was swearing.

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It was confusing because I was just cursing a lot at my

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computer.

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So you thought that meant I had said the thing.

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You follow behind Thaddeus and follow him to Galen's

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house where Thaddeus has gone in.

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And you see he's got him by the scruff of the neck.

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And he's screaming at him, who are you working with?

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And who are you meeting in the forest?

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And Galen is a little bit stuttering.

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And he says, what are you talking about?

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Meeting who and what?

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And he kind of wriggles free from Thaddeus as Thaddeus

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continues yelling at him.

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standing.

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Can we just trip him?

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Is that what you want to do?

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I mean, I just want to stop him.

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That would probably work.

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You could, like, clothesline him.

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Oh, whoa.

275
00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:56,799
Let's get creative with it.

276
00:08:56,799 --> 00:09:00,699
So you just do, like, a, like, just a yawn stretch.

277
00:09:00,699 --> 00:09:02,199
Just like a little, like, ah.

278
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And then he runs into my arm.

279
00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:05,500
Sure.

280
00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:06,000
Yeah, yeah.

281
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,100
He runs towards you.

282
00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:09,100
And you, you clothesline him.

283
00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:11,899
Just roll me a d20 with strength.

284
00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:13,700
So I should, like, throw it against the wall?

285
00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:14,700
Totally.

286
00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:16,399
Exactly what I was going to say.

287
00:09:16,399 --> 00:09:17,799
You're the fucking best, Amy.

288
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I love it.

289
00:09:18,399 --> 00:09:20,899
17.

290
00:09:20,899 --> 00:09:22,200
Yeah, you put your arm out.

291
00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:25,000
And you manage to stop him in his tracks.

292
00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,399
You don't knock him to the floor or anything.

293
00:09:27,399 --> 00:09:29,500
But he kind of bounces back and is now

294
00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:34,100
in between Thaddeus and your entourage.

295
00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:37,700
And he says, I don't know what you're talking about.

296
00:09:37,700 --> 00:09:39,600
What are you doing coming into my house?

297
00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:42,000
How can you not know what we're talking about?

298
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,100
We followed you.

299
00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:45,300
What do you mean you followed me?

300
00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:46,800
I've been here all night.

301
00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:47,600
Lies.

302
00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:48,500
Shenanigans.

303
00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:50,600
Lies, you shut your lying mouth.

304
00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:54,300
Yeah, you stupid son of a bitch.

305
00:09:54,300 --> 00:09:56,399
Calm down.

306
00:09:56,399 --> 00:09:59,200
You're going out every night.

307
00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:02,000
Everyone in the city has good things to say about you.

308
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:05,299
So why are you acting shady as hell?

309
00:10:05,299 --> 00:10:06,700
What is going on?

310
00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:08,500
I don't know what you're talking about.

311
00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:09,600
And he looks outside.

312
00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,200
And he sees people kind of starting

313
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to come out from their houses.

314
00:10:13,399 --> 00:10:15,000
And he says, help.

315
00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,500
Help.

316
00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:17,799
Thea punches him in the face.

317
00:10:17,799 --> 00:10:19,399
I think they're working for the dragon.

318
00:10:19,399 --> 00:10:21,299
Thea punches him in the face before I can say it.

319
00:10:24,899 --> 00:10:26,299
Oh, fuck.

320
00:10:26,299 --> 00:10:27,700
Plus your strength.

321
00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:28,200
Well, I know.

322
00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:30,100
My strength is only two, though.

323
00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:30,700
It's 11.

324
00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:31,900
Should I slap him instead?

325
00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:33,800
He's got those noodly elf arms.

326
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:34,500
My noodly.

327
00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:35,400
I'm so way fish.

328
00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:39,200
I'm like, I have no strength behind my bunch.

329
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,100
He grabs at his face.

330
00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:44,300
And he's, they're striking me.

331
00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:45,600
Help me.

332
00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,300
I called to the dragon.

333
00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:48,400
I think they're here.

334
00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:51,400
And you see people coming closer to Galen's house.

335
00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:56,200
I produce flame in my hand.

336
00:10:56,200 --> 00:11:00,400
And I say, you shut up, or I will burn this place down.

337
00:11:00,399 --> 00:11:01,699
Thea's not fucking around anymore.

338
00:11:01,699 --> 00:11:02,799
No kidding.

339
00:11:02,799 --> 00:11:05,199
So he stops yelling.

340
00:11:05,199 --> 00:11:05,899
No yell.

341
00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,100
Just kidding.

342
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:11,000
Just kidding.

343
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:14,699
Go back to your houses.

344
00:11:14,699 --> 00:11:16,100
He's such a jokester.

345
00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:17,199
How about we go inside?

346
00:11:17,199 --> 00:11:18,299
I thought we were inside.

347
00:11:18,299 --> 00:11:18,899
You are inside.

348
00:11:18,899 --> 00:11:20,500
He has an open air concept house.

349
00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:21,199
Oh, yeah, right.

350
00:11:21,199 --> 00:11:22,500
I thought he had run out the door.

351
00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:23,899
And that's how we were outside the door.

352
00:11:23,899 --> 00:11:25,399
But OK.

353
00:11:25,399 --> 00:11:26,699
Thea managed to push him back.

354
00:11:26,699 --> 00:11:27,799
I see.

355
00:11:27,799 --> 00:11:30,100
I not so really clotheslined him.

356
00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:33,100
And then almost but not quite slapped him in the face.

357
00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:35,100
Hey, all you needed to do was stop him.

358
00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:36,100
And you did it.

359
00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:38,399
I'm just not feeling very effective.

360
00:11:38,399 --> 00:11:40,600
So I think I'm overcompensating

361
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,399
with my level of aggression because

362
00:11:42,399 --> 00:11:46,000
of my lame attempts of physical contact.

363
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,100
And I'm like, you know what?

364
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:47,800
It's not my thing.

365
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,800
I'm just going to burn this place to the ground.

366
00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,300
Magic fire time.

367
00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:53,800
Yeah, it's more of your strength.

368
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,899
So I guess, what's the crowd doing?

369
00:11:56,899 --> 00:11:59,200
Some of the crowd looks to be kind of backing away.

370
00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:02,000
But others are just kind of standing and watching,

371
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,100
not going anywhere.

372
00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:05,300
But they're not approaching the house anymore.

373
00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:06,300
Right.

374
00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:06,800
OK.

375
00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:09,800
They're just but they can everybody can see you.

376
00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:10,600
See what's happening.

377
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,500
Yeah, yeah, because we're yeah.

378
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:14,200
Well, I don't think this will work.

379
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:17,600
But I will say, like, everything is fine.

380
00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:20,500
We do not work for the Cult of the Dragon.

381
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:24,000
We're just trying to get some information from him.

382
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,400
It's what the Cult of the Dragon would say.

383
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,000
No, it wouldn't.

384
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,200
The Cult of the Dragon.

385
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,399
Have you even met any of those guys?

386
00:12:30,399 --> 00:12:32,299
They are very obvious.

387
00:12:32,299 --> 00:12:36,000
Yeah, they're not really a talk organization.

388
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,600
At least has been our experience with them.

389
00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,700
I think you can all probably agree.

390
00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:47,700
They come in fire breathing, murdering, not one on one

391
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,100
chit chat.

392
00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:51,000
They also wear purple robes.

393
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:54,100
And none of us have those.

394
00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,399
They don't all wear.

395
00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:57,899
And then as he says that, Thaddeus knocks him to the

396
00:12:57,899 --> 00:12:59,799
ground and is stepping on his throat.

397
00:12:59,799 --> 00:13:01,000
Oh boy.

398
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:04,799
This this version of Thaddeus is aggressive.

399
00:13:04,799 --> 00:13:09,600
He begins muttering and incantation under his breath

400
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:14,000
and his eyes begin to glow and his hands begin to

401
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,899
glow a light.

402
00:13:15,899 --> 00:13:20,399
And he says, how many people have you killed?

403
00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:23,500
The only spy here is you, coward.

404
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:25,100
And his hands grow brighter.

405
00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:26,800
He's casting Zone of Truth.

406
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:30,700
Is that real?

407
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,000
We've never had that on our show.

408
00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:35,399
I don't know.

409
00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:37,000
What do you guys do watching him?

410
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,000
You don't know that he's casting Zone of Truth.

411
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,600
You know that he's casting something.

412
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,600
What do you guys do watching this?

413
00:13:43,399 --> 00:13:44,100
Keep watching.

414
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:45,100
I'm going to let him know.

415
00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,600
He's kicking the shit out of somebody.

416
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,500
This is amazing.

417
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,700
This is like totally never happened before.

418
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:54,200
Man, you know, we don't know Thaddeus very well.

419
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,900
Maybe it's a little bit of a loose cannon.

420
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:56,900
You know what, Galen?

421
00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:57,700
I'd answer him.

422
00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:01,800
He says, I would doubt.

423
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:05,100
I don't know what you guys are, what you talking about?

424
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:11,300
And Thaddeus lets loose a ball of energy that spreads

425
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:19,300
across the room and until the spell ends, any creature

426
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:21,900
in that sphere must make a Charisma saving throw.

427
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:22,900
That includes all of you.

428
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:28,300
I'm Charismatic as shit.

429
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:29,000
I am.

430
00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:30,300
15.

431
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:32,300
16.

432
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,600
I have no Charisma.

433
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,300
So I just wasted my only good roll.

434
00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:35,700
Sorry.

435
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:36,400
Sorry friends.

436
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:44,900
Nularaaaan, Thea save, Flamikinskin saves, but nobody else saves.

437
00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:50,100
So you are all under the allure of Zone of Truth.

438
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,700
Yeah.

439
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,300
Can't wait to hear what Flint tells us about how he really

440
00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:56,200
feels about us.

441
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,200
Oh boy.

442
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,600
And Thaddeus.

443
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,000
Do I recognize a spell?

444
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,400
You recognize that a spell was cast.

445
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,200
Oh my god, the entire neighborhood recognize that a

446
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,000
spell is being cast.

447
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,200
Well, no, you recognize that a spell was cast that

448
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:14,200
was trying to alter the way that you are able to

449
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:18,800
control, you know, talk and stuff, but you know that

450
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,800
you have saved from it.

451
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:25,900
So Thaddeus says, who are you working for and you

452
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:32,100
see Galen try to say something and he just he

453
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:34,800
can't bring himself to say what he wants to say

454
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:41,500
and he breaks down and he says, you're right.

455
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:49,799
I stopped the attack on Altand.

456
00:15:50,899 --> 00:15:54,799
We were being attacked by the dragon and I found

457
00:15:54,799 --> 00:16:01,200
myself face to face with this man who was riding

458
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,000
the dragon.

459
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:07,000
We were in the thick of battle and I begged for

460
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,799
my life offering anything in return.

461
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,800
I begged for my life not for the life of anybody

462
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:13,100
else.

463
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,600
I saw that my wife was murdered.

464
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,100
I had nothing left.

465
00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:24,600
And he agreed to spare me and leave Altand

466
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:28,800
intact in exchange for information on other

467
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,500
settlements that he would attack.

468
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:35,100
Low.

469
00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:36,500
Yikes.

470
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:39,500
Coward, you have nothing to live for yet you

471
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:44,100
decided to jeopardize the lives of you know, I

472
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:47,799
don't know how many else like thousands of

473
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:48,500
others.

474
00:16:48,899 --> 00:16:52,100
I saved the people in my settlement and that

475
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:54,899
was what I thought I could do at that time

476
00:16:54,899 --> 00:16:58,100
given the opportunity that I had.

477
00:16:58,399 --> 00:17:00,399
I assume this was before all the other

478
00:17:00,399 --> 00:17:01,700
settlements were burned.

479
00:17:03,399 --> 00:17:06,200
No, they just they they came here and they

480
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,700
were looking for information on on other

481
00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:11,400
settlements within within the forest.

482
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,200
If you remember there were there were at least

483
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,700
a couple other settlements that have not been hit.

484
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:18,299
I was trying to figure out a timeline like did

485
00:17:18,299 --> 00:17:21,000
they come to Altand first and then he

486
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000
gave them information and then those other

487
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,600
settlements got burned to a crisp or some

488
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,600
had already been burned to a crisp then they

489
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:30,900
came here like can we stop this or no?

490
00:17:31,299 --> 00:17:34,000
They they had hit other settlements before

491
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,100
they had come here.

492
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,199
And they were amidst destroying our people

493
00:17:39,199 --> 00:17:43,699
and our city our our settlement and there

494
00:17:43,699 --> 00:17:46,000
are other settlements that they want to hit

495
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:50,199
and I was to provide information on their

496
00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:55,399
weaknesses being that we were a safe house

497
00:17:55,399 --> 00:17:57,899
for some of the the remaining few people

498
00:17:57,899 --> 00:17:59,799
who got away from the initial attacks and

499
00:17:59,799 --> 00:18:03,399
the other settlements we had access to more

500
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:08,500
information on on the various capabilities

501
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:10,000
that these settlements had.

502
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:14,500
And that's where I was going tonight to

503
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:17,800
meet him and tell him about you showing

504
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:18,200
up.

505
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:20,700
But he did not show up.

506
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,200
Does he normally come every night to

507
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,300
get information or is there a way that

508
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:27,400
you signal him?

509
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:31,500
I am to go to the same spot every night

510
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:33,299
he comes most nights.

511
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:38,200
This is the only the second or third time

512
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,500
that he has not shown up.

513
00:18:40,299 --> 00:18:45,099
When he comes is he a man alone or he's

514
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:49,200
on the dragon or he and the dragon come

515
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:49,799
together.

516
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,599
What's this man's name?

517
00:18:52,099 --> 00:18:53,599
I don't know his name.

518
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,000
I don't know the name of the dragon.

519
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,799
He did not give me any of that information.

520
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,700
I don't know who he is.

521
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:05,899
I know when he leaves he flies off due

522
00:19:05,899 --> 00:19:08,500
southeast from where we met and his

523
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:11,500
clothes when he shows up are are often

524
00:19:11,799 --> 00:19:14,399
his clothes and his hair are often wet.

525
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,500
Is there a giant waterfall with a cave

526
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,599
behind it somewhere?

527
00:19:19,599 --> 00:19:22,099
I was going to ask the exact same question.

528
00:19:25,099 --> 00:19:26,399
Feel like maybe you would have mentioned

529
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,000
that if there was and you knew about

530
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,500
it, but I don't know.

531
00:19:29,599 --> 00:19:32,200
I mean there there are waterfalls within

532
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,299
the Misty Forest.

533
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,599
Some in possibly in the direction that

534
00:19:38,599 --> 00:19:41,000
he was flying after our meetings.

535
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:44,400
Have you given no thought to where he

536
00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:48,799
he might be coming from or going to?

537
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,299
I mean, you're obviously a coward,

538
00:19:51,299 --> 00:19:53,700
but have you even bothered to look?

539
00:19:54,099 --> 00:19:58,599
No, my settlement is safe and that

540
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,500
your settlement is safe for now.

541
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,200
I'm so disgusted by this man.

542
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:07,600
This is like against everything new

543
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,400
Laura believes rate like she wants to

544
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:12,000
protect people.

545
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,000
This is just like you look out in

546
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,100
the crowd has gathered around gallons

547
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:18,600
house.

548
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:19,900
Yeah, come closer.

549
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:25,500
There is a concerned murmur going

550
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:27,300
through coming through the crowds.

551
00:20:27,799 --> 00:20:30,399
So if they heard all this be I'm

552
00:20:30,399 --> 00:20:31,700
going to say, yeah, okay.

553
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:33,899
Well, I don't think we're going

554
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:34,899
to have to take care of him.

555
00:20:34,899 --> 00:20:36,500
I think that the community might

556
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:37,099
do that.

557
00:20:37,299 --> 00:20:38,599
Well, maybe but maybe they're

558
00:20:38,599 --> 00:20:40,599
like on board because he saved them.

559
00:20:40,599 --> 00:20:41,399
People are.

560
00:20:43,099 --> 00:20:44,000
Grows worse.

561
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,700
Yeah, yeah, our elves fairly.

562
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:48,200
I shouldn't.

563
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,299
I feel like I should know this,

564
00:20:49,299 --> 00:20:50,899
but well, no, I'm just wondering

565
00:20:50,899 --> 00:20:52,599
if they're very community-driven

566
00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:54,700
do they care about their own in

567
00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:56,200
any sort of like a stronger way

568
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,700
where the majority of people would

569
00:20:57,700 --> 00:21:00,400
say you sure you saved us,

570
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,100
but you've now put thousands

571
00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:04,600
of our kin and brethren in danger.

572
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,100
Not cool, man, or are they

573
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,299
fairly self-serving selfish

574
00:21:09,299 --> 00:21:10,600
individuals who are like,

575
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,799
well, you know, you know,

576
00:21:11,799 --> 00:21:13,299
there's always trade-offs.

577
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,799
No, I mean, elves are going

578
00:21:16,799 --> 00:21:18,600
to be very community-driven

579
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,799
and community-based because I

580
00:21:20,799 --> 00:21:22,100
mean they live for a very

581
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:24,100
long time, but as such they

582
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:28,400
don't necessarily procreate

583
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,800
as fast as say humans do.

584
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,400
So yeah, we don't practice.

585
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,900
I was going to say has led me

586
00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:36,500
to believe that is not the case.

587
00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:38,100
Sorry, but because they live

588
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:39,200
for such a long time,

589
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,500
they don't need to write.

590
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,300
So when their numbers diminish

591
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,200
that takes them, you know,

592
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:48,600
much longer to build back up to

593
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,000
so what's the gestation

594
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,200
period of an elf?

595
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,200
Yeah, good question.

596
00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:55,500
Galen, answer honestly.

597
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,900
It's approximately nine months.

598
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,799
So, but because they live

599
00:22:01,799 --> 00:22:03,000
for as much longer.

600
00:22:03,299 --> 00:22:04,600
Well, they're babies until like

601
00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:06,799
or like it takes them 25 years

602
00:22:06,799 --> 00:22:08,500
to fully mature whereas

603
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,700
that's actually only a few years

604
00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:12,000
less than a regular.

605
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,700
I was going to say arguably it's not even

606
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:15,400
I don't know.

607
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,900
I know some 25 year olds

608
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,799
that are not fully mature yet.

609
00:22:18,799 --> 00:22:20,400
No, no, physically, physically mature.

610
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,400
I see, I see.

611
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,900
Because like I it's a hundred.

612
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:25,800
It's a hundred before they're considered

613
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,400
like adult adults, right?

614
00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:28,600
Okay.

615
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,200
Well, that very important aside aside.

616
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,600
Yeah, I feel like I know more.

617
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,100
Me too, like about the world

618
00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:38,100
that we're inhabiting.

619
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,800
So that's flushed it out.

620
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:40,900
So thank you, Russ.

621
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:42,000
Yeah, no worries.

622
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:48,300
I guess I'm going to like talk

623
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,700
to the crowd kind of and say

624
00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:54,100
like do any of you

625
00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:56,200
where could they be

626
00:22:56,299 --> 00:22:58,299
if he's heading to the southeast

627
00:22:58,700 --> 00:23:01,000
and his his clothes

628
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,500
and hair are wet.

629
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,100
Certainly you must have explored

630
00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:07,100
the forest.

631
00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:08,900
Where where could this be?

632
00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:11,000
Where did they meet them?

633
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:12,200
Galen says,

634
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:12,700
I don't know.

635
00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:13,900
We followed them to a clearing

636
00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:15,100
but you know, I tell them in like

637
00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:16,100
a good important way.

638
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,100
Galen then comes forward and says

639
00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:18,900
yeah, yeah, dude.

640
00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:20,400
There's probably a couple

641
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,799
waterfalls in that direction.

642
00:23:22,799 --> 00:23:24,000
I mean, if that's what you're looking

643
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,600
for, then I mean,

644
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,400
that might be good for you.

645
00:23:27,799 --> 00:23:29,500
Unless any of you can think of

646
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:31,600
something else that would fit

647
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:32,700
with those clues.

648
00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:34,400
It would have to be a huge

649
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,100
waterfall.

650
00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:36,299
It's a dragon.

651
00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:38,799
So yeah, no,

652
00:23:38,799 --> 00:23:39,799
you're absolutely right.

653
00:23:39,799 --> 00:23:41,200
And I mean, there is there.

654
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:41,700
Like I said,

655
00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:42,700
there are a couple.

656
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:46,500
One of them is is quite large.

657
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:47,700
And I mean, it could.

658
00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:49,799
I don't know if there's any sort

659
00:23:49,799 --> 00:23:51,200
of tunnel system beyond it.

660
00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:53,200
I personally haven't explored

661
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,899
that that much.

662
00:23:55,399 --> 00:23:56,500
But I know there is one

663
00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:57,399
in that direction.

664
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,000
What do you want us to do

665
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,399
with your fearful leader?

666
00:24:02,799 --> 00:24:04,399
Yeah, let's burn them at the stake.

667
00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:07,099
There's one guy back here.

668
00:24:07,099 --> 00:24:07,599
That's Flammekins.

669
00:24:07,599 --> 00:24:08,599
That's Flammekins.

670
00:24:08,599 --> 00:24:09,099
All right.

671
00:24:09,099 --> 00:24:10,099
She's pretty easily.

672
00:24:10,099 --> 00:24:12,599
Motherfucker having me push paperwork

673
00:24:12,599 --> 00:24:14,000
this whole goddamn time.

674
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:14,700
He's trying to burn everything.

675
00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:16,299
I'm like holding Flammekins back.

676
00:24:16,299 --> 00:24:17,299
Like Flammekins.

677
00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:19,000
Let me at him.

678
00:24:20,299 --> 00:24:21,299
And I let her go.

679
00:24:23,799 --> 00:24:25,000
She kicks him in the stomach.

680
00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:30,799
Another elf steps forward

681
00:24:30,799 --> 00:24:31,700
and he says,

682
00:24:32,099 --> 00:24:35,000
we will take care of Galen.

683
00:24:35,399 --> 00:24:36,599
He will be tried.

684
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,799
There is no need for you

685
00:24:38,799 --> 00:24:40,399
to take any drastic measures.

686
00:24:40,399 --> 00:24:42,899
We have heard what he has done

687
00:24:43,799 --> 00:24:46,200
and he shall be tried as one of us

688
00:24:47,399 --> 00:24:48,500
and justly served.

689
00:24:49,299 --> 00:24:50,299
Thea feels good about it.

690
00:24:52,299 --> 00:24:52,700
Me too.

691
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:53,900
I don't want to kill him or anything.

692
00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:55,000
Yeah, no, me neither.

693
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,599
But I now I don't know

694
00:24:57,599 --> 00:25:00,500
why this would make me more

695
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,599
want to stop them

696
00:25:01,599 --> 00:25:03,200
because we obviously already

697
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,299
wanted to stop them.

698
00:25:04,299 --> 00:25:05,900
But now it feels like

699
00:25:07,299 --> 00:25:10,099
grosser that someone has

700
00:25:10,099 --> 00:25:12,700
like betrayed their kind.

701
00:25:13,299 --> 00:25:14,599
Wait, now it feels like

702
00:25:14,599 --> 00:25:16,400
it's less overt

703
00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:19,200
and more they're getting

704
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,200
into the hearts of, you know,

705
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:24,600
people in power and manipulating them.

706
00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:25,500
Yes.

707
00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:27,100
And that's harder to fight.

708
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:27,800
Yes.

709
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,100
It's true because, you know,

710
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,700
like I just said to this

711
00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:32,200
crowd of angry elves,

712
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,200
normally they just like

713
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,500
in our experience,

714
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,200
so much of it has been

715
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,400
them just like coming

716
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,400
and burning shit

717
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:40,900
at least in this forest, right?

718
00:25:40,900 --> 00:25:42,200
Like we didn't know they were.

719
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:43,400
Oh, yeah.

720
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,800
Or stealing a whole bunch

721
00:25:44,799 --> 00:25:46,899
of gold and shit and hoarding it.

722
00:25:47,799 --> 00:25:48,200
You know,

723
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,599
remember when when it was easy

724
00:25:50,599 --> 00:25:51,899
and they were just stealing stuff?

725
00:25:51,899 --> 00:25:53,500
Remember when the good old days

726
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:54,799
when they were just after treasure?

727
00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:56,000
Yeah.

728
00:25:57,799 --> 00:26:00,099
So I guess do they take Galen

729
00:26:00,099 --> 00:26:01,599
or are we still holding on to him?

730
00:26:01,599 --> 00:26:02,500
Thaddeus is still just

731
00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:03,399
like kicking him or.

732
00:26:04,899 --> 00:26:06,099
I mean, I guess that's up to you

733
00:26:06,099 --> 00:26:07,399
if you let them by to take them

734
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,299
unless you have any other questions, but.

735
00:26:09,599 --> 00:26:10,299
I do.

736
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,000
Flint.

737
00:26:12,799 --> 00:26:14,400
Yeah.

738
00:26:17,900 --> 00:26:18,700
So.

739
00:26:20,099 --> 00:26:22,000
Do you do you have any special feelings

740
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,900
for a certain a certain, you know?

741
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,400
Certain special someone

742
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:30,000
that we may or may not have had

743
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,900
dinner with and fought grungs with.

744
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,200
Grants is he's dead.

745
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,500
Thaddeus is like,

746
00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:45,900
you got to be very specific

747
00:26:45,900 --> 00:26:46,900
with these questions.

748
00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:48,500
Oh my God.

749
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:49,599
Meanwhile, they're they're

750
00:26:49,599 --> 00:26:51,200
taking gallon away.

751
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:52,200
I don't know if you want

752
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,599
to rephrase your question

753
00:26:53,599 --> 00:26:54,700
or if you're good.

754
00:26:54,799 --> 00:26:55,900
What was her name?

755
00:26:56,099 --> 00:26:57,000
I'm trying to think.

756
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:58,599
Disa.

757
00:26:58,599 --> 00:26:59,799
Disa.

758
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,200
Do you love Disa?

759
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:03,799
No, she wasn't my type.

760
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,200
What is your type?

761
00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:08,099
I don't know.

762
00:27:08,099 --> 00:27:09,000
I haven't met them yet.

763
00:27:10,099 --> 00:27:10,599
Wow.

764
00:27:10,900 --> 00:27:13,100
Well, that was that was anticlimactic,

765
00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:15,500
but I'm like I like kind of high five

766
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,500
CF because I'm like

767
00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:19,800
I'm really excited.

768
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,500
She took advantage of this opportunity.

769
00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:22,200
Well, you know,

770
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,000
we don't know a whole lot about Flint.

771
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:24,700
Let's face it.

772
00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:25,900
He could be some psycho.

773
00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:26,400
Just kidding.

774
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,000
Flint, you wearing underpants?

775
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:30,700
You know me, definitely not.

776
00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:33,700
That's a man.

777
00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:35,300
What do you do about the chafing with the armor?

778
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:37,800
Baby powder.

779
00:27:38,799 --> 00:27:41,099
There's baby powder in this universe.

780
00:27:41,099 --> 00:27:41,599
Good to know.

781
00:27:41,899 --> 00:27:43,599
Oh, well, there's always cornstarch, right?

782
00:27:43,599 --> 00:27:44,399
True, true.

783
00:27:44,399 --> 00:27:45,599
Talcum powder of some kind.

784
00:27:46,899 --> 00:27:48,500
Talcum powder and cornstarch.

785
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,399
Very much the same thing.

786
00:27:49,399 --> 00:27:50,599
Very much the same.

787
00:27:50,599 --> 00:27:52,599
They're very interchangeable

788
00:27:52,599 --> 00:27:53,799
as uses as well.

789
00:27:53,799 --> 00:27:55,399
Like you can bake with both of them.

790
00:27:55,399 --> 00:27:56,599
I suggest it to you.

791
00:27:56,599 --> 00:27:58,000
Yeah, it's no problem at all.

792
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,599
Next time you're thickening a stew,

793
00:27:59,599 --> 00:28:01,200
make sure to use baby powder.

794
00:28:01,899 --> 00:28:04,500
Join us on Patreon for alternate podcast

795
00:28:04,599 --> 00:28:06,000
alternate baking methods.

796
00:28:06,099 --> 00:28:06,599
Yes.

797
00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:08,400
Cooking to kill yourself.

798
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,100
I know that that was darker

799
00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:13,200
when I said it out loud.

800
00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:13,900
What is that?

801
00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:16,500
Like pre-heat oven to 350 insert?

802
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,000
Yikes.

803
00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:23,500
Okay, take him away.

804
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,500
I don't want to see his face anymore.

805
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,400
Do we want to try and like

806
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,300
go find this waterfall?

807
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:30,600
Like, what do you?

808
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,400
Yes, because now I'm all like riled up

809
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,200
and that's what I want to do is

810
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:35,900
let's go.

811
00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:37,700
Let's get a fucking posse of elves

812
00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:39,000
and go to hunt these.

813
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,300
But it is still, you know,

814
00:28:40,300 --> 00:28:42,000
dragon people.

815
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,600
What's our larger?

816
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,800
Like what's our bigger picture thing

817
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:46,100
here?

818
00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:47,900
Because like you Lara has lost

819
00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:48,900
the bigger picture.

820
00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:49,500
Wait a minute.

821
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:50,500
Bring that guy back.

822
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:51,800
I yeah.

823
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,100
No, once you just mentioned,

824
00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:53,700
are they out?

825
00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:54,300
They're not out yet.

826
00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:54,700
Are they?

827
00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:56,400
They are like midway out the door.

828
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:56,700
No, no.

829
00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:57,400
Okay, stop.

830
00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:00,200
They still in the zone of truth,

831
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:00,500
right?

832
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:01,200
Sure.

833
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:02,700
Thaddeus can just move and he's.

834
00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:06,500
Oh, where's Nerenvane?

835
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:08,500
Oh, good question.

836
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:09,400
Right.

837
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:09,799
Yep.

838
00:29:10,700 --> 00:29:14,299
I don't know Nerenvane.

839
00:29:18,700 --> 00:29:19,400
Okay.

840
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,299
Does anyone else in the room happen

841
00:29:22,299 --> 00:29:24,700
to know him is a statue of Adren.

842
00:29:24,900 --> 00:29:25,200
Yeah.

843
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,000
Anybody else?

844
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,299
Anybody Nerenvane?

845
00:29:27,700 --> 00:29:28,799
Are you here?

846
00:29:29,900 --> 00:29:31,500
So I say that question again.

847
00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:32,200
I don't know.

848
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,000
Is anyone else in the room know

849
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,900
of or is Nerenvane?

850
00:29:36,799 --> 00:29:38,500
There's like everybody looks

851
00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:40,200
and they're like, I mean besides

852
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,799
the fact that he was once

853
00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:44,600
he's the missing prince to

854
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:45,700
King Melandridge.

855
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:47,600
We don't know and he hasn't

856
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:51,000
been heard from in years.

857
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,600
Yeah, a simple no would suffice.

858
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:53,900
Yeah, that's fine.

859
00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:55,000
We're under the zone of truth.

860
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,000
We have to give the answer

861
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,100
to our fullest ability.

862
00:29:57,100 --> 00:29:58,000
Who's Adren?

863
00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:01,100
Adren is the founder of Altand.

864
00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:03,200
Right.

865
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:03,799
I forgot.

866
00:30:03,799 --> 00:30:04,900
The statue dude?

867
00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:06,900
Yeah, it's the statue dude.

868
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,500
Get him out of here.

869
00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:11,400
Love flammie kids.

870
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,700
Before I tear his fucking face off.

871
00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:17,600
I'm a goblin.

872
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,000
I can eat faces.

873
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,100
She's one of my favorite NPCs.

874
00:30:21,700 --> 00:30:22,799
I'm really into her.

875
00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:24,299
Who's up to talk about this

876
00:30:24,299 --> 00:30:25,700
over some beefy stews?

877
00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:27,900
Yes, I'm always down for beefy stews.

878
00:30:28,299 --> 00:30:28,900
Yes.

879
00:30:29,299 --> 00:30:30,299
I...

880
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:30,900
Okay.

881
00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:32,000
Well, we could go there

882
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000
and like try and get a posse.

883
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,200
Like an insane clown posse?

884
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:40,000
Like I want to go now

885
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:43,500
and like try to find this waterfall

886
00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:45,900
and try to stop this from happening.

887
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,000
Who's with me?

888
00:30:48,099 --> 00:30:50,299
I also want to do that,

889
00:30:50,299 --> 00:30:51,700
but I worry that

890
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,299
like if we are here to find

891
00:30:58,099 --> 00:30:59,299
Narenvane,

892
00:31:00,299 --> 00:31:01,700
do we...

893
00:31:01,700 --> 00:31:05,399
Should we wait for Delaine?

894
00:31:05,399 --> 00:31:06,700
Should we...

895
00:31:08,099 --> 00:31:09,099
I don't know.

896
00:31:09,599 --> 00:31:11,099
He's supposed to meet us here.

897
00:31:11,099 --> 00:31:12,299
Thaddeus

898
00:31:13,099 --> 00:31:16,899
shakes the glow that is about him

899
00:31:16,899 --> 00:31:18,099
and says,

900
00:31:19,299 --> 00:31:22,500
perhaps we wait until morning.

901
00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:26,500
He said he was supposed to be here today.

902
00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:28,099
If we wait till morning,

903
00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:31,099
gives him a chance to to meet us here.

904
00:31:31,099 --> 00:31:32,500
And if he doesn't show up,

905
00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:34,799
perhaps something has happened to him.

906
00:31:35,799 --> 00:31:40,500
Thaddeus, you are making sense.

907
00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:41,700
You're very wise.

908
00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:43,599
It isn't reasonable to

909
00:31:44,299 --> 00:31:46,700
rush off to try and find a dragon

910
00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:47,900
hiding behind a waterfall

911
00:31:47,900 --> 00:31:49,099
that may or may not exist.

912
00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:50,700
At night.

913
00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:55,099
Besides, and he pointed out

914
00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:57,700
and he points around and looks

915
00:31:57,700 --> 00:32:00,700
and directs you to the houses around you

916
00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:03,100
and you see many of the elves

917
00:32:03,900 --> 00:32:05,700
gathering whatever they can carry

918
00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:09,600
and looking like they're

919
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,400
heading towards the pulley systems.

920
00:32:13,900 --> 00:32:14,600
Not all of them,

921
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:18,000
but many of them look like they're leaving leaving town.

922
00:32:19,100 --> 00:32:20,000
Where are you going?

923
00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:22,600
Anywhere safer than here.

924
00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:23,700
I don't know.

925
00:32:23,700 --> 00:32:25,400
Your buddy already cut you guys a deal.

926
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,100
This might be the best place for you.

927
00:32:27,100 --> 00:32:29,299
This is probably the safest place.

928
00:32:30,799 --> 00:32:33,700
Yeah, we'll figure that out when we're on the road.

929
00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:34,700
Okay, stay safe.

930
00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:36,700
Bye.

931
00:32:37,799 --> 00:32:38,900
Are they falling down?

932
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:42,500
They're riding roller coasters.

933
00:32:42,799 --> 00:32:45,700
One guy very far away from you decided to talk to you.

934
00:32:45,700 --> 00:32:47,100
He's the only one answering.

935
00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:48,100
Yeah, that's fair.

936
00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:50,700
Okay, so I guess let's go to beefy stews.

937
00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:52,100
Let's have some stew.

938
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:52,700
Yeah.

939
00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:54,200
Have a good night's rest

940
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:57,100
and hopefully Delaine will be here.

941
00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:59,100
We can get our kissy kissy on

942
00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:01,400
and then we can go and maybe see about the dragon.

943
00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:04,100
Okay.

944
00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:05,700
He is very smitten with him.

945
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:07,600
Naturally.

946
00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:09,000
Yeah, rightfully so.

947
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:09,900
He's got that wolf.

948
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:13,900
Naturally, he's breathing and walking about.

949
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,299
He's exactly Fia's type.

950
00:33:17,299 --> 00:33:18,600
Checking a lot of boxes.

951
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:19,900
All those boxes.

952
00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:22,700
Also, also the winter wolf thing.

953
00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:25,500
We had a moment at the council meeting.

954
00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:28,200
Okay, so beefy stews.

955
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,200
So you head back to beefy stews.

956
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:31,700
You eat some stew.

957
00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:33,900
Do you want to talk about anything in particular

958
00:33:33,900 --> 00:33:35,400
or are you just heading to...

959
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,400
I feel like it's a quiet like...

960
00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:39,900
Yeah, I just want to go to Sleepy Time Station.

961
00:33:39,900 --> 00:33:42,000
Everyone's in their own head just...

962
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:45,100
All right.

963
00:33:45,100 --> 00:33:46,000
All aboard.

964
00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:49,800
Everybody, Flint, you get to head to Sleepy Time Station.

965
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:54,900
Yeah, I'm extra quiet after having my privacy trodden upon.

966
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:56,300
It's fine.

967
00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:57,100
Don't worry about it.

968
00:33:57,100 --> 00:33:57,500
It's fine.

969
00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:59,500
We didn't learn anything, so...

970
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:03,400
You learned dwarven females are not Flint's type.

971
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,400
Well, at least that one is.

972
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,000
And that he doesn't wear underwear.

973
00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:08,000
At least that one.

974
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:08,500
I think we knew that.

975
00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:09,500
I had a feeling like we had that.

976
00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:11,800
Yeah, we kind of suspected that latter fact.

977
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:12,500
I mean, that was...

978
00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:14,200
That's pretty much canon at this point.

979
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,099
The never nude turns always almost nude.

980
00:34:18,199 --> 00:34:18,599
Mm-hmm.

981
00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:22,799
Yeah, so you guys all head to bed.

982
00:34:22,799 --> 00:34:28,299
And Carla and Amy, I need you to take your headphones off.

983
00:34:29,099 --> 00:34:30,000
Okay, they're gone.

984
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:30,599
Okay.

985
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:37,000
You wake up in the morning and naturally you're a nudist.

986
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,799
So you have on no clothing.

987
00:34:39,099 --> 00:34:39,799
Yeah, of course.

988
00:34:39,799 --> 00:34:40,099
Yeah.

989
00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:46,599
But you kind of sit up in bed and you look and starting

990
00:34:46,599 --> 00:34:49,000
on your chest, something you didn't notice, you haven't

991
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:53,500
noticed to this point, is dragon scales.

992
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:56,299
Okay.

993
00:34:56,900 --> 00:34:59,199
Blue dragon scales starting.

994
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,299
It looks like they're starting from the center of your

995
00:35:01,299 --> 00:35:02,000
chest.

996
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:08,199
And you hear a voice that you haven't heard in a while.

997
00:35:09,199 --> 00:35:10,799
Bored and he...

998
00:35:11,699 --> 00:35:13,599
Not even so much you hear him.

999
00:35:13,699 --> 00:35:17,799
You feel like you're looking through somebody else's eyes at

1000
00:35:17,799 --> 00:35:18,400
this time.

1001
00:35:18,900 --> 00:35:21,099
And he begins talking through you.

1002
00:35:21,799 --> 00:35:25,799
And he says, so it looks...

1003
00:35:26,799 --> 00:35:27,199
I've been...

1004
00:35:27,199 --> 00:35:27,799
I've been...

1005
00:35:27,900 --> 00:35:32,199
I'm a minute to mention that, well, I've been like

1006
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:36,500
feeling things and I know that sounds kind of weird, but

1007
00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:42,299
like sensation that I haven't felt in...

1008
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,000
Well, since I got my head chopped off.

1009
00:35:44,900 --> 00:35:45,900
That makes sense.

1010
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:50,700
And I was having trouble explaining it until right now.

1011
00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:56,100
I think we are becoming what's known as one.

1012
00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:01,200
What do you mean by one?

1013
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:06,900
Well, from the looks of it and I mean, I've heard of

1014
00:36:06,900 --> 00:36:11,400
bodies being kind of joined in our world on Enon.

1015
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:17,000
And if they're not taking care of in time,

1016
00:36:18,300 --> 00:36:27,099
the host becomes more like the soul or the entity that's

1017
00:36:27,099 --> 00:36:28,200
inside of them.

1018
00:36:29,599 --> 00:36:33,900
And your vision quickly switches back so now you feel

1019
00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:36,099
like you are not looking through somebody else's eyes,

1020
00:36:36,099 --> 00:36:40,099
but you're looking through his and I feel like we could

1021
00:36:40,099 --> 00:36:44,000
be doing this song and dance a little bit until we get

1022
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,000
this sorted out.

1023
00:36:45,699 --> 00:36:49,799
Are we are you talking like split personality or are

1024
00:36:49,799 --> 00:36:54,199
we gonna become like this new thing with the both

1025
00:36:54,199 --> 00:36:56,299
of us like in there?

1026
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:00,599
That's a good question.

1027
00:37:02,199 --> 00:37:03,699
Oh, you mean you haven't done this before?

1028
00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:08,900
No, no haven't haven't experienced this one yet myself,

1029
00:37:09,300 --> 00:37:15,900
but some things that I that I have heard is the host

1030
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,200
disappears.

1031
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:19,500
Oh boy.

1032
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:24,800
I don't know how best to to I don't I mean, I'm going

1033
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:29,000
to leave that kind of up to you on how you want to

1034
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:29,800
go about this.

1035
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,800
I know you guys have a lot of things going on.

1036
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,600
I don't know how long this is going to take or even

1037
00:37:35,700 --> 00:37:38,700
you feel the scales on your chest or even how long

1038
00:37:38,700 --> 00:37:40,300
it will take for anybody to notice.

1039
00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:45,100
But it could be bad for one of us.

1040
00:37:45,900 --> 00:37:48,700
Yeah, that that doesn't sound good.

1041
00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:52,300
He's like what should we do?

1042
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:56,000
Well, I mean you guys got that that body switch

1043
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:56,900
and spell right.

1044
00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:59,400
I mean I get the only thing I can think of is just

1045
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,200
doing that as quickly as possible.

1046
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:05,700
But again, I mean, I know you guys have shit.

1047
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:08,900
All right, the spell Macoth worked up for us.

1048
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:14,500
Yeah, it like to this point, like it seems to be

1049
00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:16,100
slow slow progressing.

1050
00:38:16,100 --> 00:38:20,300
We could we could have time based on what we do

1051
00:38:20,300 --> 00:38:22,700
used to have dragon scales on my chest.

1052
00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:24,400
So I don't think it's that slow anymore.

1053
00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:26,500
Yeah, that's that's true.

1054
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:30,900
I mean we can kind of kind of play it by by ear

1055
00:38:30,900 --> 00:38:33,400
and see where we're at once we figure out this

1056
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,199
forest thing, maybe.

1057
00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:38,900
Yeah, maybe yeah task at hand and then kind of

1058
00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:40,099
put it next on the list.

1059
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:40,900
Sure.

1060
00:38:41,199 --> 00:38:41,500
Sure.

1061
00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:43,699
Yeah, that's that's probably a good idea.

1062
00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:45,300
Oh geez.

1063
00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:45,699
All right.

1064
00:38:45,699 --> 00:38:49,199
Yeah, this is how am I going to tell the group

1065
00:38:49,199 --> 00:38:50,000
about this?

1066
00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:51,199
Yeah.

1067
00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:54,099
Well, I mean fortunately you have to deal with

1068
00:38:54,099 --> 00:38:55,799
that and I don't.

1069
00:38:56,299 --> 00:38:57,799
But you've done it again.

1070
00:38:58,199 --> 00:39:00,299
Yeah foiled.

1071
00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:02,699
Oh, I get you every time.

1072
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,099
But maybe we should figure out if if like one

1073
00:39:06,099 --> 00:39:08,599
of those body swampy things happens and you're

1074
00:39:08,599 --> 00:39:11,299
looking through me rather than I'm looking through

1075
00:39:11,299 --> 00:39:11,500
you.

1076
00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:13,299
What how you want to play it?

1077
00:39:13,699 --> 00:39:14,900
Oh, yeah shit.

1078
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,299
Do you want to tell them right now or do you

1079
00:39:18,299 --> 00:39:19,599
want to do you want to wait?

1080
00:39:19,599 --> 00:39:20,599
What's your?

1081
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:25,599
Maybe maybe we'll wait till kind of the task at

1082
00:39:25,599 --> 00:39:28,299
hand is is finished and then we'll all kind of

1083
00:39:28,299 --> 00:39:30,599
spring it on and then okay.

1084
00:39:30,599 --> 00:39:36,699
So if I if I get if I am in control, like I

1085
00:39:36,699 --> 00:39:39,599
will try and play it as as much like you.

1086
00:39:41,199 --> 00:39:45,000
Yeah, that sounds good and hope it switches

1087
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,299
back back quick.

1088
00:39:46,299 --> 00:39:46,699
What's it?

1089
00:39:46,699 --> 00:39:49,500
What's a popular catchphrase you have that I

1090
00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:52,500
could just toss out so they really know that

1091
00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:54,300
it's that it's you and not me.

1092
00:39:56,300 --> 00:39:57,300
You can yell out.

1093
00:39:57,599 --> 00:39:59,300
I'm not wearing underwear.

1094
00:40:00,199 --> 00:40:00,800
Got it.

1095
00:40:01,199 --> 00:40:02,400
Every time it happens.

1096
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,099
I will yell.

1097
00:40:03,099 --> 00:40:04,800
I'm not wearing underwear.

1098
00:40:05,599 --> 00:40:06,199
Perfect.

1099
00:40:06,900 --> 00:40:07,400
All right.

1100
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:10,800
Well, if I if I think of anything else,

1101
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,199
it's been a been a while since I've I mean

1102
00:40:13,199 --> 00:40:15,300
if it's nice to talk to you again.

1103
00:40:15,699 --> 00:40:16,900
Yeah, no, absolutely.

1104
00:40:16,900 --> 00:40:17,500
We should do this.

1105
00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:18,699
We should do this more often.

1106
00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:22,200
I mean those those those ladies kind of hold

1107
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:23,300
back our conversation.

1108
00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:25,400
I think you're not wrong.

1109
00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:30,300
He laughs and then he says all right.

1110
00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:32,000
Well, you you guys got shit to do.

1111
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,500
I'll you need you need me you you come give

1112
00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:36,600
me a give me a holler and I'll try and oh

1113
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,700
hey, I do have a question before you go.

1114
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:42,400
Yeah, any tips on fighting dragons?

1115
00:40:44,700 --> 00:40:47,700
Hit them hard, hit them fast and don't let

1116
00:40:47,700 --> 00:40:49,500
them don't let them hit you.

1117
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,200
Okay, so my standard battle approach then.

1118
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:52,800
Okay, got it.

1119
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:53,100
Yeah.

1120
00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:54,600
Yeah, you've been doing pretty good.

1121
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:55,600
They're pretty good there.

1122
00:40:55,700 --> 00:40:56,600
So yeah.

1123
00:40:57,300 --> 00:40:57,800
All right.

1124
00:40:57,900 --> 00:40:58,400
Awesome.

1125
00:40:59,900 --> 00:41:02,000
Okay, so you guys you guys wake up in the

1126
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,600
morning and you reconvene in beefy stews

1127
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,300
and he's got some breakfast stuff ready for

1128
00:41:07,300 --> 00:41:11,500
you and it says hold things on the house

1129
00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:14,500
guys you guys you guys helped us.

1130
00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:16,200
I'm gonna I'm gonna make sure you're fed

1131
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,000
as long long as you're here.

1132
00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:19,700
Oh, thanks.

1133
00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:20,800
Thanks to you.

1134
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,200
Thanks beefy stew.

1135
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,300
We're gonna yeah, we're gonna try

1136
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,300
get this sorted out.

1137
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,500
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you you got it you

1138
00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:32,700
much too as you need and then once you

1139
00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:35,100
guys go I'm probably going to go to

1140
00:41:35,100 --> 00:41:37,000
because it seems like everybody's leaving

1141
00:41:37,300 --> 00:41:39,700
maybe head for head for silvery moon

1142
00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:40,800
or something somewhere.

1143
00:41:40,900 --> 00:41:41,800
It's a bit safer.

1144
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:42,300
We'll see.

1145
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,500
Oh, okay.

1146
00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:45,000
You need anything you give me a holler

1147
00:41:45,599 --> 00:41:47,199
and if you need anything once you get

1148
00:41:47,199 --> 00:41:48,900
to silvery moon just mention that,

1149
00:41:48,900 --> 00:41:51,699
you know, you know me and you'll be

1150
00:41:51,699 --> 00:41:54,699
taken care of taking care of taking

1151
00:41:54,699 --> 00:41:56,099
care of by who are you lying to

1152
00:41:56,099 --> 00:41:58,199
Stu whoever you run into.

1153
00:41:59,400 --> 00:41:59,900
Okay.

1154
00:42:00,099 --> 00:42:01,099
And okay.

1155
00:42:01,099 --> 00:42:01,400
Yep.

1156
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:01,900
You got it.

1157
00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:02,199
Okay.

1158
00:42:02,599 --> 00:42:03,500
Is he gone now?

1159
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,400
I want to tell you line is back.

1160
00:42:05,599 --> 00:42:06,500
Yeah, go for it.

1161
00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:10,900
So Stu walks away and like I look

1162
00:42:10,900 --> 00:42:12,500
at my friends like

1163
00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:17,599
don't like I'm pissed at Galen too,

1164
00:42:17,599 --> 00:42:20,599
but don't they get that he has made

1165
00:42:20,599 --> 00:42:22,400
like this is the safest place to be

1166
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,599
at least until the middle of tonight

1167
00:42:24,599 --> 00:42:26,099
when he might have like he's not

1168
00:42:26,099 --> 00:42:27,800
going to show up to give Dragon

1169
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,900
Rider McGee more information.

1170
00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:33,400
Like why if they weren't going to

1171
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,199
run away before I don't I'm not

1172
00:42:35,199 --> 00:42:36,099
sure I understand why they're

1173
00:42:36,099 --> 00:42:37,000
going to run away now.

1174
00:42:38,099 --> 00:42:39,699
I don't really get it either.

1175
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,200
Elves are weird.

1176
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:43,400
Agree.

1177
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,200
I give Flamikins Kinza look.

1178
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,300
Oh and Nulara.

1179
00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:47,700
Yeah.

1180
00:42:47,700 --> 00:42:48,500
I mean, you're just giving the

1181
00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:50,000
stink guy all over the place.

1182
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,500
Like yeah, we all we all kind

1183
00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:52,200
of night along.

1184
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,800
We all not along with flamkins.

1185
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,100
I mean, you're I mean you're

1186
00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:58,400
cool, but you know in general.

1187
00:42:59,700 --> 00:43:01,400
Yeah, we come with our quirks.

1188
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:02,900
Yeah, I think this just means

1189
00:43:02,900 --> 00:43:04,300
we need to take care of this

1190
00:43:04,300 --> 00:43:05,300
sooner than later.

1191
00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:06,900
I agree.

1192
00:43:07,099 --> 00:43:11,000
I guess I'll shout at Stu like

1193
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,599
Stu any any newcomers or

1194
00:43:13,599 --> 00:43:14,900
waiting for our friends still

1195
00:43:14,900 --> 00:43:15,700
is anyone?

1196
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:18,300
Shown up in town.

1197
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:19,800
No, nobody.

1198
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,300
Nobody knew just lots of people

1199
00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:23,900
lots of people leaving not many

1200
00:43:23,900 --> 00:43:25,500
people come coming in.

1201
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:27,599
What do you guys want to do

1202
00:43:27,599 --> 00:43:28,900
while we wait for Delaine?

1203
00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:30,700
I'm not good at waiting.

1204
00:43:30,700 --> 00:43:32,300
Should we should we go and

1205
00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:33,900
see if there are any armories

1206
00:43:33,900 --> 00:43:36,200
or anything that we could do

1207
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,100
to that?

1208
00:43:38,100 --> 00:43:40,300
He says, I mean, I know you I

1209
00:43:40,300 --> 00:43:41,600
know we want to wait for him,

1210
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:45,300
but he's he's one of the best

1211
00:43:45,300 --> 00:43:48,300
trackers in known Faerun.

1212
00:43:48,300 --> 00:43:50,300
If we go, he'll know where we

1213
00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:50,800
are.

1214
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:52,200
That's true.

1215
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:53,500
So we're talking like a

1216
00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:55,000
last-minute rescue when we're

1217
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:55,900
fucking going to hell.

1218
00:43:55,900 --> 00:43:56,700
He's going to come in and

1219
00:43:56,700 --> 00:43:57,300
save the day.

1220
00:43:57,300 --> 00:43:58,300
I'm down.

1221
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,600
Yeah, that sounds like that

1222
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:01,700
dramatic storytelling.

1223
00:44:01,700 --> 00:44:02,400
Let's do it.

1224
00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:06,599
I say in character to that.

1225
00:44:06,599 --> 00:44:07,500
Yeah, totally.

1226
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,000
Yeah, that was definitely in

1227
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:09,700
character as well.

1228
00:44:09,700 --> 00:44:10,200
For sure.

1229
00:44:10,599 --> 00:44:11,000
Yeah.

1230
00:44:17,099 --> 00:44:18,200
Hey there, I'm your Dungeon

1231
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:19,200
Master Russ More.

1232
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,099
Thank you for joining us for

1233
00:44:20,099 --> 00:44:21,700
episode 35 of Dungeons and

1234
00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:23,500
Dragons titled and Alton

1235
00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:24,599
interrogation.

1236
00:44:24,900 --> 00:44:25,599
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1250
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1251
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1252
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1253
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1255
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1257
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1259
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1260
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1261
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1262
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1280
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1281
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1297
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1300
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1301
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1305
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1314
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1315
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1323
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Links for everything mentioned today

1324
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1325
00:46:28,300 --> 00:46:29,500
The next episode will be out

1326
00:46:29,599 --> 00:46:31,199
April 11th, but right now

1327
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:32,900
let's go find out what all this

1328
00:46:32,900 --> 00:46:35,400
sneaky headphones off business is about.

1329
00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:36,800
Hmm, mystery,

1330
00:46:36,900 --> 00:46:37,699
intrigue.

1331
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:38,400
I like it.

1332
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:39,500
Have a great couple weeks.

1333
00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:40,500
We'll talk to you soon.

1334
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,599
See a carves on a tree on the way out.

1335
00:46:52,199 --> 00:46:54,500
Gone to fight dragon,

1336
00:46:54,599 --> 00:46:55,699
waterfall,

1337
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,199
miss you and then a heart

1338
00:46:57,599 --> 00:46:58,900
and a T in the heart.

1339
00:46:59,699 --> 00:47:00,300
You'll find it.

1340
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:01,500
You will.

1341
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,099
I guess if we go to the lifts,

1342
00:47:05,199 --> 00:47:08,099
is gallon Dan there?

1343
00:47:08,599 --> 00:47:10,400
You better believe gallon Dan is there.

1344
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:11,500
He's on shift.

1345
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:12,900
He's such a hard worker.

1346
00:47:13,099 --> 00:47:14,699
Well, he seems like the guy too.

1347
00:47:14,699 --> 00:47:15,300
Like he's like,

1348
00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:16,900
I'm gonna be here till it burns.

1349
00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:17,699
Sure.

1350
00:47:17,699 --> 00:47:20,699
Get people up and down out of these trees.

1351
00:47:21,199 --> 00:47:22,599
I'm but a simple pulley man.

1352
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,400
I'm just a pulley man.

1353
00:47:27,199 --> 00:47:29,199
Wow, nice tie into the Mike Myers cast.

1354
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:30,800
He's

1355
00:47:33,599 --> 00:47:35,099
always keeping on brand.

1356
00:47:35,300 --> 00:47:35,699
Yep.

1357
00:47:35,699 --> 00:47:37,099
Our Mike Myers brand.

1358
00:47:37,199 --> 00:47:39,699
Yeah, it's our new sub podcast.

1359
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:40,699
Okay.

1360
00:47:40,699 --> 00:47:43,699
I want to I assume we're like all on board too.

1361
00:47:43,699 --> 00:47:44,199
Yes.

1362
00:47:44,300 --> 00:47:46,400
Yeah, let's do this shit.

1363
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,900
We pound a few red balls and get jacked.

1364
00:47:49,900 --> 00:47:51,800
Let's go fight a fucking dragon.

1365
00:47:51,900 --> 00:47:54,000
We always get so successfully.

1366
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,800
Yeah, I've never fought a dragon before,

1367
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:58,000
but holy fuck.

1368
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,000
Am I excited?

1369
00:48:00,300 --> 00:48:02,000
You're going to be great play begins.

1370
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:06,500
Because I want to so we go to the lift and gallon Dan is

1371
00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:07,099
there.

1372
00:48:08,699 --> 00:48:09,800
We need to know.

1373
00:48:11,699 --> 00:48:12,699
Such a cool dude.

1374
00:48:13,599 --> 00:48:18,000
Can you tell us how to get to the large waterfall that

1375
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,500
you spoke of last night?

1376
00:48:20,699 --> 00:48:21,900
Oh, yeah, totally.

1377
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:26,000
You just go and then he gives you exact directions

1378
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,400
perfect from

1379
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,099
I love that

1380
00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:31,199
from the from the directions that flaming kins gave him

1381
00:48:31,199 --> 00:48:34,900
to the location where you followed gallon to

1382
00:48:35,199 --> 00:48:36,799
Oh my god, just say he tells you how to get.

1383
00:48:36,799 --> 00:48:39,299
No, I need to make this as convoluted as possible.

1384
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:40,400
Got a fill time here.

1385
00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:42,599
Yeah, he gives you directions.

1386
00:48:43,299 --> 00:48:43,699
Okay.

1387
00:48:44,099 --> 00:48:44,799
Thank you.

1388
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,099
And stay safe.

1389
00:48:48,099 --> 00:48:48,299
Yeah.

1390
00:48:48,299 --> 00:48:50,199
Oh, oh, yeah, we'll stay safe.

1391
00:48:50,199 --> 00:48:51,599
You take care of that dragon and

1392
00:48:52,699 --> 00:48:53,699
we'll be all good.

1393
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:57,199
We're gonna we're gonna try sweet

1394
00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:00,200
and as you as you have this fond farewell.

1395
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:01,800
He just starts lowering the pulley

1396
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,700
slowly very slowly and awkwardly.

1397
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:10,500
Just staring at you.

1398
00:49:10,500 --> 00:49:12,200
Tells you thanks for all the stew.

1399
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,200
He just doesn't say anything just keeps lowering a little

1400
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:16,000
bit faster now.

1401
00:49:19,100 --> 00:49:19,700
You're at the bottom.

1402
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:21,100
Okay.

1403
00:49:21,900 --> 00:49:23,900
All right, we start off in the direction in which he

1404
00:49:23,900 --> 00:49:25,400
had told us.

1405
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,900
He told you that the the waterfall is about 30 miles

1406
00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:35,300
from Alton in the direction that gallon had given you

1407
00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:40,200
and you are traveling for quite a while.

1408
00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:42,300
It takes you most of the day

1409
00:49:43,500 --> 00:49:47,800
and you you're walking through thick heavy brush

1410
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:51,700
and you hear in the distance the sound of a female

1411
00:49:51,700 --> 00:49:53,200
voice crying out.

1412
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:58,100
And she's yelling help help.

1413
00:50:00,100 --> 00:50:01,500
Well, it's probably a fucking witch.

1414
00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:02,200
So let's go.

1415
00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:08,500
We run apprehensively towards the voice

1416
00:50:09,700 --> 00:50:12,300
as you get closer to the voice and you come upon

1417
00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:15,300
this this woman you see

1418
00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:21,100
she is on the ground and she has her leg trapped

1419
00:50:21,199 --> 00:50:25,599
underneath a heavy fallen tree and she calls out to

1420
00:50:25,599 --> 00:50:29,400
you as she sees you come up and she says can you

1421
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:32,199
can you please can you please help me get free?

1422
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:38,599
Can I like do a perception check like I we have

1423
00:50:38,599 --> 00:50:41,099
been burned so many times by random women in the

1424
00:50:41,099 --> 00:50:41,599
woods.

1425
00:50:44,599 --> 00:50:46,099
Developed a compLex.

1426
00:50:46,599 --> 00:50:49,099
I have do an insight check.

1427
00:50:49,099 --> 00:50:49,799
Yeah, sure.

1428
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,600
Insight or sorry.

1429
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:52,700
What are you looking for?

1430
00:50:52,700 --> 00:50:55,800
Are you looking for like her how she's portraying

1431
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:59,100
herself or like things around like things around

1432
00:50:59,100 --> 00:51:03,800
like can I see people like others hiding?

1433
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:07,100
Does it seem like a legitimate tree has fallen

1434
00:51:07,100 --> 00:51:10,700
down like, you know, I have a nature affinity

1435
00:51:10,700 --> 00:51:12,600
if it's like looks fake.

1436
00:51:12,700 --> 00:51:14,900
I would know if it was fake.

1437
00:51:15,300 --> 00:51:15,700
Totally.

1438
00:51:15,700 --> 00:51:17,500
Yeah, roll an investigation check if that's what

1439
00:51:17,500 --> 00:51:18,000
you're looking for.

1440
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:20,500
Nailed it.

1441
00:51:20,500 --> 00:51:21,300
That's an eight.

1442
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:22,900
So I know we're in the woods.

1443
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:25,700
It's a good first impression.

1444
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,400
You see that she's she's got a tree on top

1445
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:28,500
of her.

1446
00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:30,500
I'll give you I'll give you advantage because

1447
00:51:30,500 --> 00:51:31,300
you are woodsy.

1448
00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:33,800
I'm definitely woodsy.

1449
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:35,800
That is an 18.

1450
00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:39,700
You come upon her and she's calling out to

1451
00:51:39,700 --> 00:51:42,600
you and you're kind of looking around see if

1452
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,700
maybe this is is a trap of some sort and you

1453
00:51:46,100 --> 00:51:47,900
don't you don't see anybody.

1454
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,400
You don't see any sign of any other people.

1455
00:51:52,099 --> 00:51:55,500
It looks like the tree has legitimately snapped

1456
00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:57,099
and fallen on top of her.

1457
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:01,300
There's nothing that you can tell that would

1458
00:52:01,300 --> 00:52:04,300
otherwise tell you that she is not actually

1459
00:52:04,300 --> 00:52:06,099
calling out the odds though.

1460
00:52:06,099 --> 00:52:07,700
Like really that's what I was going to say

1461
00:52:07,700 --> 00:52:08,700
like that moment.

1462
00:52:08,700 --> 00:52:10,500
Damn like what did she roll?

1463
00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:13,400
That is that is some bad fucking luck.

1464
00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:15,400
I mean if a tree falls in the woods and

1465
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:18,000
it doesn't fall on a potential like would be

1466
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:19,300
witch to destroy us.

1467
00:52:19,300 --> 00:52:20,900
Does it really fall at all?

1468
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:22,800
Age-old question.

1469
00:52:23,300 --> 00:52:24,200
Age-old question.

1470
00:52:24,300 --> 00:52:25,700
I have been in the woods when a tree has

1471
00:52:25,700 --> 00:52:27,500
fallen and it is loud as fuck.

1472
00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:29,099
So like it's kind of her own fault.

1473
00:52:29,099 --> 00:52:30,400
She didn't get out of the way.

1474
00:52:31,099 --> 00:52:33,300
A lot of cracking happening, but I can't

1475
00:52:33,300 --> 00:52:34,400
lift this tree, but

1476
00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:38,300
maybe my very strong companions.

1477
00:52:38,300 --> 00:52:39,400
Yeah, let's all get in there.

1478
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,599
Let's all let's all go try and move this

1479
00:52:41,599 --> 00:52:42,099
tree.

1480
00:52:43,099 --> 00:52:46,699
Is she is it an elf or a human?

1481
00:52:47,099 --> 00:52:47,900
She's an elf.

1482
00:52:48,199 --> 00:52:49,500
What's she wearing?

1483
00:52:50,099 --> 00:52:52,400
She's wearing kind of a woodsy

1484
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:54,799
woodsy attire.

1485
00:52:54,799 --> 00:52:58,299
Just kind of natural fabrics and a lot of

1486
00:52:58,299 --> 00:53:00,599
hemp a lot of maybe some burlap.

1487
00:53:00,599 --> 00:53:01,000
Sure.

1488
00:53:02,099 --> 00:53:02,599
Okay.

1489
00:53:03,799 --> 00:53:06,099
Okay, we lift everybody want to roll me a

1490
00:53:06,099 --> 00:53:06,599
strength.

1491
00:53:08,699 --> 00:53:09,099
Nineteen.

1492
00:53:09,099 --> 00:53:12,099
Oh man, be a super fucking strong.

1493
00:53:12,099 --> 00:53:12,900
Twenty-one.

1494
00:53:12,900 --> 00:53:13,699
Twenty-three.

1495
00:53:15,299 --> 00:53:17,199
Throw the tree across the clearing where

1496
00:53:17,199 --> 00:53:18,099
it's amazing.

1497
00:53:18,199 --> 00:53:20,799
So it takes all of your effort to lift

1498
00:53:20,799 --> 00:53:24,000
the tree and you as you lift it, you

1499
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,699
realize that you may be putting yourselves

1500
00:53:26,699 --> 00:53:29,299
at risk if it shifts against you.

1501
00:53:29,799 --> 00:53:33,099
But then even as you are close to freeing

1502
00:53:33,099 --> 00:53:36,299
the woman the tree begins to rise on

1503
00:53:36,300 --> 00:53:40,000
its own and two other trees standing

1504
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,200
nearby shift back along the ground as

1505
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:45,100
the elf stands and smiles showing no

1506
00:53:45,100 --> 00:53:48,100
sign of injury and she says every

1507
00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:54,500
fucking time heroes at last.

1508
00:53:54,500 --> 00:53:57,700
She says how many might fall back

1509
00:53:57,700 --> 00:53:59,400
in fear at the sight of a stranger in

1510
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,500
the woods or think first of their own

1511
00:54:01,500 --> 00:54:03,100
safety before helping another.

1512
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:05,400
I grant you my blessing.

1513
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:08,000
May your hearts prove true where

1514
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:11,099
others fear to tread and the woman picks

1515
00:54:11,099 --> 00:54:13,300
flowers from her hair that you swear

1516
00:54:13,300 --> 00:54:15,500
were not there a moment ago and then

1517
00:54:15,500 --> 00:54:17,300
twist her fingers to weave them into

1518
00:54:17,300 --> 00:54:19,900
garland as if by magic and she lays

1519
00:54:19,900 --> 00:54:22,200
a garland around each of your necks

1520
00:54:22,599 --> 00:54:25,400
then suddenly transforms into an owl

1521
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000
and her awakened tree servants stomp

1522
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,599
after her in the forest.

1523
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:32,400
Do we feel anything?

1524
00:54:32,500 --> 00:54:34,599
Do I feel a rush of vigor?

1525
00:54:35,099 --> 00:54:36,500
Surge through my body.

1526
00:54:37,599 --> 00:54:39,799
Do I know what this magic is?

1527
00:54:39,799 --> 00:54:41,199
That's a better question that she's

1528
00:54:41,199 --> 00:54:42,199
given to us.

1529
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:44,199
Do I feel a rut?

1530
00:54:44,199 --> 00:54:45,900
Is there a tingling sensation?

1531
00:54:49,500 --> 00:54:51,500
You sense there is some sort of

1532
00:54:52,799 --> 00:54:55,500
druidic very strong druidic magic,

1533
00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:57,500
but you're uncertain as to what

1534
00:54:57,500 --> 00:54:59,000
exactly it does.

1535
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,699
I'm going to name my garland Jeff.

1536
00:55:04,599 --> 00:55:05,299
He is fun.

1537
00:55:05,299 --> 00:55:06,699
Yeah, that's fun.

1538
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,500
Yeah, I like that.

1539
00:55:08,799 --> 00:55:09,299
Okay.

1540
00:55:10,199 --> 00:55:13,199
So little strange, but probably one

1541
00:55:13,199 --> 00:55:17,099
of our our best, you know, interactions

1542
00:55:17,099 --> 00:55:18,299
in the woods with a stranger.

1543
00:55:18,299 --> 00:55:20,400
With a random woman in the woods by far.

1544
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:21,500
Yeah, this is pretty.

1545
00:55:21,500 --> 00:55:23,199
This is definitely our best interaction

1546
00:55:23,199 --> 00:55:25,000
with a random woman in the woods.

1547
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,500
So I mean, and these are nice.

1548
00:55:27,599 --> 00:55:28,599
I mean, I feel pretty.

1549
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,199
Do I feel pretty?

1550
00:55:31,900 --> 00:55:33,000
Oh, so pretty.

1551
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,099
And witty and gay and gay.

1552
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:37,800
You elves are weird.

1553
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:38,300
Why?

1554
00:55:38,300 --> 00:55:39,900
Why do I have this thing on?

1555
00:55:40,599 --> 00:55:41,699
We're going to keep this on me.

1556
00:55:41,699 --> 00:55:43,699
Is this some sort of forest shit thing?

1557
00:55:43,900 --> 00:55:47,400
Do not rebuke a charm

1558
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,300
and a blessing given to you by a druid.

1559
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:50,199
Yeah, okay.

1560
00:55:50,199 --> 00:55:51,000
Yeah, you got it.

1561
00:55:51,300 --> 00:55:51,699
Yep.

1562
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:52,300
Yep.

1563
00:55:52,300 --> 00:55:52,699
Yep.

1564
00:55:52,699 --> 00:55:53,000
Yep.

1565
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:53,699
I'll keep it on.

1566
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:56,800
Fucking right, you will.

1567
00:55:57,500 --> 00:55:58,199
Keep walking.

1568
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:02,099
Onward?

1569
00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:04,500
Yeah, it goes stone cold for a minute.

1570
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,000
Flamikins Kinn's been talking some smack about elves,

1571
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,799
so I guess she really has.

1572
00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:11,500
Flamikins Kinn's is on my shit list right now.

1573
00:56:11,699 --> 00:56:12,500
Well, you're mad too,

1574
00:56:12,500 --> 00:56:14,099
because Delaine hasn't shown up yet.

1575
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:16,799
Well, yeah, girls got needs.

1576
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:21,500
Okay, so we like, let's just keep going, right?

1577
00:56:21,900 --> 00:56:24,099
You turn and you see Thaddeus is already walking.

1578
00:56:24,099 --> 00:56:25,599
So you kind of catch up to him

1579
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:31,099
and you carry on for what you think is most of the 30

1580
00:56:32,500 --> 00:56:34,699
miles that you were told that you'd have to walk

1581
00:56:34,699 --> 00:56:39,299
and you begin to hear the sound of a waterfall off

1582
00:56:39,299 --> 00:56:43,900
in the distance and you figure based on the where

1583
00:56:43,900 --> 00:56:46,000
the sounds coming from you might be like a quarter

1584
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:46,699
mile out.

1585
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:49,900
Everybody make a perception check.

1586
00:56:53,900 --> 00:56:54,500
18.

1587
00:56:54,699 --> 00:56:56,799
Perceptive as fuck.

1588
00:56:56,799 --> 00:56:59,199
21.

1589
00:56:59,299 --> 00:56:59,799
Damn, Amy.

1590
00:56:59,799 --> 00:57:00,500
19.

1591
00:57:00,900 --> 00:57:01,599
19.

1592
00:57:01,799 --> 00:57:03,699
I have a plus eight perception.

1593
00:57:03,699 --> 00:57:05,500
I'm super fucking perceptive.

1594
00:57:06,900 --> 00:57:10,699
Yeah, so you all begin to notice that there are thin

1595
00:57:10,699 --> 00:57:15,299
strands of spiderweb that you can start to see hanging

1596
00:57:15,299 --> 00:57:17,599
nearly invisible in the misty air.

1597
00:57:20,199 --> 00:57:23,699
Spreading out going in the direction that you are going.

1598
00:57:24,799 --> 00:57:27,599
Do Flamikins Kinn's and Thaddeus notice this as well

1599
00:57:27,599 --> 00:57:28,900
or do we need to stop them?

1600
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:32,300
Flamikins Kinn keeps walking and doesn't notice you guys.

1601
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,400
It doesn't notice you guys have stopped and she's just

1602
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:36,599
kind of humming to herself.

1603
00:57:37,599 --> 00:57:39,900
Gonna kill a dragon.

1604
00:57:39,900 --> 00:57:42,800
Okay, I'm going to try and like grab her touch her

1605
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:45,300
shoulder or something and like point them out so that

1606
00:57:45,300 --> 00:57:46,599
she whoa, whoa.

1607
00:57:46,599 --> 00:57:46,800
Yeah.

1608
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:47,900
Oh jeez.

1609
00:57:48,300 --> 00:57:48,900
Thanks.

1610
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:49,400
Thanks.

1611
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:51,800
Oh, what do you think those are for?

1612
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:54,300
Nothing good.

1613
00:57:56,599 --> 00:57:58,300
In our previous experiences.

1614
00:57:58,300 --> 00:57:58,599
Yep.

1615
00:57:58,599 --> 00:57:59,400
Nothing good.

1616
00:57:59,900 --> 00:58:02,400
Thea produces flame because I don't know if you guys have

1617
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:05,799
ever burnt up cobwebs before but really easy way to

1618
00:58:05,799 --> 00:58:07,900
get rid of them and I don't want them to touch me.

1619
00:58:08,299 --> 00:58:08,900
Yeah.

1620
00:58:08,900 --> 00:58:09,199
Okay.

1621
00:58:09,199 --> 00:58:09,400
Yeah.

1622
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:10,900
That's a really good point because you had don't they

1623
00:58:10,900 --> 00:58:13,400
like shrivel like if you burn plastic or something

1624
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:15,299
like they go like you like it's kind of like

1625
00:58:15,299 --> 00:58:15,900
burning hair.

1626
00:58:15,900 --> 00:58:16,699
It just kind of yes.

1627
00:58:16,799 --> 00:58:17,799
Yes, exactly.

1628
00:58:17,799 --> 00:58:18,599
Exactly same.

1629
00:58:18,599 --> 00:58:20,099
So I'm going to like that in this world.

1630
00:58:21,099 --> 00:58:24,099
Yeah, do spiderwebs work the same or do they like

1631
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,199
yeah, they become explosive.

1632
00:58:26,199 --> 00:58:27,400
Do they triple in size?

1633
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:28,900
What happens?

1634
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:32,400
As you produce flame and I assume you said you

1635
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:33,400
were using your sword.

1636
00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:36,099
Yeah, I'm going to pull up my sword and movie

1637
00:58:36,099 --> 00:58:41,900
Caliente it sure as you begin to light the webs

1638
00:58:41,900 --> 00:58:44,900
you notice that they are quite moist and do not

1639
00:58:44,900 --> 00:58:46,800
burn away as easily.

1640
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:50,200
They're mixed with the heavy mist and fog that's

1641
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:54,400
in the forest and it destroys the webs immediately

1642
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:57,300
in front of you but does not spread among them

1643
00:58:57,300 --> 00:58:58,500
as you may have.

1644
00:58:58,500 --> 00:59:00,200
Okay, but it keeps it off of us.

1645
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:04,300
So yeah, he is fairly happy with that as you

1646
00:59:04,300 --> 00:59:07,200
begin to move forward the webs become thicker

1647
00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:12,400
and you see wrapped up inside of them birds

1648
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:14,700
and small animals trapped within it.

1649
00:59:15,099 --> 00:59:15,700
Are they alive?

1650
00:59:15,700 --> 00:59:16,599
Can we get them out?

1651
00:59:17,599 --> 00:59:18,300
Probably not.

1652
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:22,900
Yeah, everybody make a stealth roll make a

1653
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:26,800
barf roll more like right classic start.

1654
00:59:29,599 --> 00:59:37,900
Oh no a 10 15 22 Thaddeus and Flammokins also

1655
00:59:37,900 --> 00:59:38,400
failed.

1656
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:42,800
So you are walking along Thea and Nulara

1657
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:45,300
burning the webs in front of you but Thaddeus

1658
00:59:45,900 --> 00:59:49,700
and Flammokins step a little bit outside and

1659
00:59:49,900 --> 00:59:51,200
knock the webs.

1660
00:59:53,099 --> 00:59:56,599
And Thea turns around almost to scold them

1661
00:59:56,599 --> 00:59:59,700
perhaps and knocks into the webs herself.

1662
01:00:00,599 --> 01:00:01,300
That'll learn her.

1663
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:07,700
And you hear the sound of legs beginning to

1664
01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:11,400
crawl quickly towards you through the web.

1665
01:00:12,900 --> 01:00:15,300
And you look up into the trees and you see

1666
01:00:15,300 --> 01:00:18,900
what looks like seven giant spiders and jumping

1667
01:00:18,900 --> 01:00:23,400
down behind you three Ettercaps as they close

1668
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:24,500
in on you.

1669
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:51,400
Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod of

1670
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:53,599
Incompetech.Filmmusic.io

1671
01:00:54,099 --> 01:00:55,900
Okay, I'm going to Google something here.

1672
01:01:07,900 --> 01:01:08,799
Oh, here we go.

1673
01:01:08,900 --> 01:01:10,699
D&D lore question.

1674
01:01:10,699 --> 01:01:13,699
We have a prego elf in the party and nobody

1675
01:01:13,699 --> 01:01:15,099
can find a straight answer.

1676
01:01:15,799 --> 01:01:18,099
Okay, does anyone else pretend to walk while

1677
01:01:18,099 --> 01:01:19,000
they're at their desk?

1678
01:01:19,099 --> 01:01:23,000
Yeah, I literally just was like, so we're going

1679
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,599
to go right and started like moving my arms.

1680
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:29,300
You guys can't see me and I'm sitting so like

1681
01:01:29,599 --> 01:01:31,099
in the room by yourself.

1682
01:01:31,300 --> 01:01:34,199
I definitely did that every time.

1683
01:01:34,300 --> 01:01:34,500
Yep.

1684
01:01:34,500 --> 01:01:34,800
Me too.

1685
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:36,199
Like and we're off.

1686
01:01:36,500 --> 01:01:37,000
It's mine.

1687
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,400
So like a lot of like, you know, elbows

1688
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:42,099
90 degree angle fists out like a lot of

1689
01:01:42,099 --> 01:01:43,300
shoulder movement.

1690
01:01:43,300 --> 01:01:44,900
Big smiles, big smiles.

1691
01:01:45,300 --> 01:01:47,800
Yeah, it's the world we're building here

1692
01:01:48,100 --> 01:01:49,600
We're walking in a mall.

1693
01:01:52,700 --> 01:01:54,500
That makes me happy that we're both doing

1694
01:01:54,500 --> 01:01:57,800
that because I definitely do every time.

1695
01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:59,200
Like let's go.

1696
01:02:01,100 --> 01:02:04,400
So you high ho high ho.

1697
01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:05,000
It's off to work.

1698
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:05,500
We go.

1699
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:06,000
Okay.

1700
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:06,600
Perfect.

1701
01:02:06,700 --> 01:02:08,000
A famous Dwarven song.

1702
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,500
Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.